I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack...

Because that's where my vagina used to be.

People that “battle over the sexes” are knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, cave dwelling Troglodytes.

I want to have a factual conversation. One that can be backed up by scars drawn onto human flesh. A conversation that is not theoretical, not philosophical, & not political. I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.

I am a straight, caucasian, hetero-normative man. When I was born doctors high fived over how “normal” I was, they said “shit, he's got a little jaundice, put 'em in the sun, he'll be just fine.” And they went about their lives, and so did I; normal, normal as could be, with a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.

So how the hell do I stand before you a scrappy little dude? It's because I transitioned. I transitioned in the womb. I have the proof. I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.

When someone shouts “men are men and women are women; and there's nothing left to talk about!” Whilst spit is flying from their mouths. I don't feel like they have my best interest at heart. I don't have all the answers, but sex is complex; even at its most stripped down and basic concept. And I know this because I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.

And you are telling me I can't ask questions about that? Can I even look down at my own body to investigate or is that too radical?

Do y'all remember the movie 300? When King Leonidas yells “This! Is! Sparta!” and he kicks that motherfucker down a well? Y'all remember that? That's a story about the Ancient Greeks. The Ancient Greeks had a god called Hermaphroditus! An easy way to make history easy – BC = before christ and AD = after death (christ's death) – that's a trick I use to keep historical timelines chronologically correct. The Ancient Greeks started kicking around in the year of our lord 800bc and we are in the year of our lord 2025ad, that's 2,825 years of realizing there are 3 sexes. No debate. Ancient Greeks knew that there are Men, Women or Hermaphrodites. And Hermaphrodites should be protected and respected and looked at as rare and valuable – and then to romanticize them – Hermaphrodite's, they have the intuition of a woman and the strength of a man; they were literally looked at liked Gods. If you got in a time machine to visit ancient Greece and you told King Leonidas “What's the deal with all these Gender Benders?” he would have asked you if you knew who the god Hermaphrodite was, he would have called you stupid, and then he woulda kicked you down a fuckin well.

Bare minimum there are 3 sexes. Male. Female. And Both. And then, with Hermaphrodites- Do they present as female? Do they present as male? Or do they present as Androgynous? Turns out, it's none of your fucking business. Also, now we are talking about gender and all other things that I'm trying to avoid in order to show the basic reality of the situation; that human sex is complex. And I know this because I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.

Do you know what happens when a group of people have 100,000 babies? America, Canada, Mexico, Central & South America, Africa, Australia, Russia, Europe, Scandinavia, the Middle East, Asia, and the United Kingdom? I mean everywhere. Do you know what happens when a group of people have 100,000 babies? One of those babies is born smooth as a Ken doll. No sex at all. What a fucking nightmare to be born without a sex. No testosterone. No estrogen. No Sex. No masturbation. Just piss and vibes. I couldn't even imagine how an individual would navigate life without a sexual identity, what a fucking nightmare. Well, turns out, a doctor from the American deep south, think Mississippi or Alabama, had a 99.9% success rate in a surgery to help these individuals that are born without a sex. What is the phrase you think he came up with to teach doctors around the world to fix this problem? “It's easier to dig a hole than to post a pole.” And every single human being born without a sex is turned into a woman, against their will. These individuals, along with every single individual on earth, has a right to transition. And I know this because I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.

So now there are 4 options. Men, Women, Hermaphrodites, & Non-Sex individuals. Once again, when someone tells me, “Men are men, women are women and there is nothing else to talk about” I don't think that they have mine or anyone else's best interest at heart.

Now put this in your pipe and smoke it. Have you ever heard of a Chimera? It's when a human being has two sets of DNA?! The craziest story involved a man and woman having a baby and the husband being suspicious. He didn't think the baby was his. So he got a DNA test, and it showed that the baby and the father had different DNA?! The mother went nuclear and stated, never in a million years did she cheat on her husband. So, what to do? Test the husband. The husband was a Zygotic Twin! When his mother got pregnant there were twins! And when they were two little clumps of cells, one clump of cells absorbed the other in a survival of the fittest situation and then was born as a man with a genetic secret; he was a Chimera! His twin's brother's DNA was in his body and it's his twin's DNA that impregnated his wife?! This man was his son’s own uncle!!! He had sex with his own wife and then implanted his wife with his twins DNA?! Imagine you had a twin brother that had been genetically living in your nutts your whole life?! When someone tells you “Men are men and women are women and there's nothing left to talk about.” They do not have your best interest at heart.

So now there are 5 options! You see where I'm going with this. Sex is complex. We haven't even got into who is fucking who. We haven't talked about gender or gender roles. We haven't talked about theory. We haven't talked about philosophy. We haven't talked about politics. This isn't a moral or ethical conversation. Sex is a complex concept. Human beings inhabit multiple states of sex and should have the ability to transition between states, and I have proof, I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.

Men, Women, Hermaphrodites, Non-sex individuals, Intersex individuals, Multi-sex individuals & Chimeras; what a kaleidoscope of individuality, humanity, creativity and potential. All of these individuals have the right to go to school, work, play sports, use public bathrooms and have every access to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Humanity is worth fighting for and there are people that will perform Olympic Gold Medal Mental Gymnastics to try to justify treating people as “other”. But the scars are hard to argue away, and I have the proof; I have a seam that goes down my nuttsack because that's where my vagina used to be.